When I quit that job I pondered going in for one glorious day of being a rebel, sticking it to the man. I hope you find these following scenarios as amusing as I did.
I think we all have those fantasies of going in and acting like a total rebel XD
Caley Tibbittz Collopy
I COL'd (Chuckled Out Loud).
I like the idea of leaving a call center on a wave of benevolence, though I've long dreamed of leaving mine drunk and faking a Scottish accent.
I don't think I'll ever go super-benevolent at my call center job, since I have to have some licenses to do what I do, and that comes with weird legal responsibilies, but I do find myself wanting to fake accents. Like when a customer declares I'm an idiot and demands to speak with someone else, I want to put them on hold, then come back on the line with an over-the-top Indian accent and say, "Hello, I am Rajesh, how can I be providing you assistance today?"