Billy Mays Here Part One
16th Jan 2015, 6:14 PM
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16th Jan 2015, 6:14 PM

This one requires an explanation maybe. A customer approached me in the electronics department, he was a well dressed middle aged businessman wearing a wedding ring. He wanted to know the difference between two burner phones. He kept reiterating that he was looking for a phone to send picture texts. Each time he reiterated that fact I kept hearing in my head in a guttural voice "DICK PICS!" It was just painfully obvious he was looking for a burner phone to use for an affair and it was sickening.

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16th Jan 2015, 10:20 PM

The amount of dick pics that were being insinuated in this comic and your description were intense. If someone asked me for a dick pic i'd probably be a smart ass and send them like an eggplant or a picture of Dick Clark or something. XD

17th Jan 2015, 4:27 AM

Now that would be hilarious.

17th Jan 2015, 7:18 AM

:-D

17th Jan 2015, 12:08 PM

Yeah, it looks like he didn't fool you any ;D

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