This one requires an explanation maybe. A customer approached me in the electronics department, he was a well dressed middle aged businessman wearing a wedding ring. He wanted to know the difference between two burner phones. He kept reiterating that he was looking for a phone to send picture texts. Each time he reiterated that fact I kept hearing in my head in a guttural voice "DICK PICS!" It was just painfully obvious he was looking for a burner phone to use for an affair and it was sickening.
The amount of dick pics that were being insinuated in this comic and your description were intense. If someone asked me for a dick pic i'd probably be a smart ass and send them like an eggplant or a picture of Dick Clark or something. XD
Now that would be hilarious.
Yeah, it looks like he didn't fool you any ;D